This might be worse than filling out an online dating profile, as I am trying to be as honest as possible while keeping up one of the most ladylike of charms, mystery. I am a 30 something single female, who maybe surprisingly owns no cats. I also do not even knit, as being left handed I find the whole process of moving anything detailed always a little worrisome and often results in dangerous consequences. I am completing my Masters of Divinity at an unnamed graduate school*. When I am not being anti-social in a library cubicle I am busy working on my domestic skills with a Greyhound** in my hand.
*My opinions likely do not align themselves with this amazing institution and please do not hold that against them.
** Grapefruit and vodka, such a wonderful combination